…yeah, that’s exactly what a new mother wants after twelve hours of labor, a kid with a drum.
That’s right up there with the Wise Man who broke the agreed-upon $5 limit and brought gold:
…would not result in the other reindeer loving him and shouting out with glee. On December 26th, they would have held a secret meeting, while Rudolph slept one off, to figure out whether to unionize themselves or to simply “get rid of” all these red-nosed reindeers that will soon put them out of work.
“Don’t think this is going to be the last foggy Christmas eve,” says Blitzen. “Santa might be a little slow on the uptake, but one day he’s going to realize our lack of rhinolucence is a liability. Something has to be done, and it has to be drastic.”
